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We've received thousands of messages from fans of both Sarah Jessica Parker and horses! Sadly, it seems the only negative email is coming from overweight, middle-aged, tragic single gals who live vicariously through the whorish antics of "Sex and the City." Folks, we regret we can't post everyone's message, but we'll do our best. Below are recent comments from the official SJPLLAH * * * * * * * * "...Too Funny! The thing that makes SJP pretty has to do with her confidence. I am sure she is laughing along with the rest of us." "...My husband knows I'm a SJP fan. When he came home from work this morning, he booted up my computer and put your Home Page on for when I sat down with my morning cup of coffee to check my email. Yeah, coffee blew out of my nostrils and I laughed my ass off, practically peeing in my nightie, never expecting to see Carrie Bradshaw side by side, compared with an assortment of other Nags! I Love SJP, but your site is a winner - by a Nose!"
"...You try to point out SJP's flaws in your site (although in an immature, elementary kid manner), but yet the whole time you are broadcasting these opinions, you are nevertheless advertising SJP. Ever hear of a such thing as, "theres no such thing as bad publicity?" "...This website is pure genius, thank you for making this and bringing joy to everyone with internet access around the world." "...SO EFFING FUNNY! Bravo, to you stablemaster!" "...see this video made just for you..." "Picture #6 is the Winner, # 15 Places her in the race and # 4 Shows her best side. Had she slept with MR.BIG...BROWN...yet, or is that the look from picture #8." "Thanks to this site, you make (SJP) bankable as ever. Truth is, at the end of the day it is she that laughs the hardest all the way to the bank. I admire this site for supporting Sarah Jessica Parker." "TOOO GOD DAMN FUNNY. Thanks for the laugh." "Your site is the creation of a small, ugly and petty person...and when I say ugly, I am mainly referring to your inside, even though I bet you are very ugly on the outside as well. I find SJP beautiful and an inspiration. Hope you have a good life." "...at the beginning of the Tim Burton masterpiece "Ed Wood", there is a scene that features Sarah Jessica Parker uttering the line: "Do I really have the face of a horse?" "Brilliant!" "...I'm not single or overweight. And I think she's gorgeous. And a great actress. I think that the makers of this website are single girls who are overweight and wish that they could pull off some of the things she does in Sex and the City but they can't due to the cankles weighing them down." "...I have so much agreement with you. I cannot believe this woman have so much illusion on her appearance. People cannot help for how they looks. But I hate her 'great of me’ attitude toward other ordinally woman. Her sense of superior makes me sick. She should have a mirror on the wall..." "You guys rock. This is the best f*ckin' site ever!" "I hate to think what would happen if she broke an ankle!" "Seriously, your site is ridiculous. Does it feel good to belittle some one? Do you feel like a big man for doing so? Such a sad person you are. "
"Greatest Poster Arrangement Ever? Seriously, whoever is in charge of poster placement at the 28th Street #1 Station, you are my favorite person in the world." "I am so glad that you made this website. The moles and the horse head make it hard for me to believe that men find her attractive. I love the show, but the chick is a horse face for sure." "Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. Your comparison of her to a horse is infantile and rude." "...You are hilarious.." "...The women on that show resembled different species of wildlife. Cynthia Nixon reminded me of a lemur. The one who played "the good girl" looked like a confused kitten. The only exception was Kim Catrall who, of course, just looked like a crack-whore. By the way, did you see the photo of SJP where she was wearing this weird sort of flower-pot hat? She looked like something out of an old Little Rascals episode where there was a horse-drawn cart pulled by an old sway-back nag wearing a silly hat (SJP resembling the nag, obviously)..." "...This site made me laugh out loud. Sarah Jessica Parker really is over-rated. You forgot to mention she also has veiny man hands. How could you miss that!?" "Wow. Photo #15 gets me every time. I have this sick urge to keep coming back to this site just to stare at that photo of her in mid-gallop. It haunts me, yet also keeps me distracted from my psychotic co-workers ranting and raving all day. Thanks!" "...Just Curious. What particular psychiatric malady would cause you to not only come up with this site, but to actually spend time and effort on building and maintaining it? I mean, did this woman do something bad to you? She's just some actress, right?" "...I made the mistake of checking out your site while on my lunch break at work. I laughed uncontrollably to the point where I couldn't explain to my coworkers what was so funny, so I printed out some of your material & had them read it. I have long wondered why after several coats of makeup and hours of airbrushing her horse face still seems to be everywhere you look. Poor Ferris Buehler wakes up to a scene out of "The Godfather" every morning.... poor guy!" "...I have been saying that SJP looked like a horse for years and now your pics prove my point but maybe pictures of the other end of the horse might make more sense! I don't think she's good looking at all and why, oh why, with all her money doesn't she get the damn, ugly moles taken off her face. She was in a movie called Hocus Pocus where she played a witch and they must have saved tons of money on fake moles. "...This isn't the first time someone made this comparison!" "... That’s the funniest darned thing I’ve ever seen. Interesting that the horses are MUCH prettier than she is – by far! " "...Is SJP's husband gay? He was on Broadway, right? " "How come some times SJP shows off her chin mole, and in some shots she airbrushed it off? We all know it's there. Do the make-up companies thing we're that stupid? "...This is a very insulting sight. Horses are noble beautiful animals. The horses on your sight deserve an apology. I think SJP looks more, smells more, acts more, sounds more like a CAMEL. " "...my sister worked on the hbo series during its last season. she said SJP had bad body odor. smelly. " "...Thanks for the laughs. I nearly crapped myself, those side by side "...I'd rather be a horse face than a jackass." "...I like your site, I just had to laugh seeing those horse-resemblance photos! Now for the suggestion: put some photos from the movie Mars attack (or something like that, don't remember the name exactly). Why? Coz there's Sarah's head on a dog's body. I always thought it described her perfectly! Stay cool." "I'm reporting you PETA. The comparison is cruel to horses!" "I'm sorry but this is just an insult to horses everywhere, especially the one in picture number 6 . You guys rock!" "So, you've proven the rumors. The government has been secretly mixing animal and human DNA for years...and this is the result. No wonder the ethicists want to shut the program down- who'd want to live their life looking like that? Great site...and totally scary!"
"I just finished crying laughing at the teeth pic!" "Wilber, why don't you post a picture of yourself. I'm sure you're just gorgeous. Especially since you've had all this free time to put this website together. Your social calendar must be so full. Why don't you get help for your vag-envy." "Comparing SJP to these horses is unfair to the beautiful animals. They are graceful, powerful, majestic equine. She is a lady with bad hair, an Owen Wilson nose, and a leathery, veiny body." "...Love the site!" "What a waste of time/space you are! This is the highlight of useless internet junk for sure. " "Hey Wilbur – question – are you a straight or gay man? I’m guessing a straight man cuz most gay men love her but most straight men don’t have the time or energy to put into a website unless they live at home in their parent’s basement. It really doesn't matter - just trying to put a face to the website. I'm a straight woman, in case you're wondering. Forty-four is my age. I'm married - have a 13 year old daughter and 21 month old son. Married to an attorney who like you, thinks SJP is in the horse family. His best friend just sent us the site. Nice work. " "Hahaha! Seriously I LOVE IT! The pic of SJP running...completely awesome!!! GOOD WORK!" "...I thought I was the only one that thought she was ugly..." "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Whenever i was forced to watch that over the hill horror show i'd get an intense urge to throw sugar cubes and carrots at my screen. i think there are a lot more people who want to ride horses than would ever want to ride sjp!" "Damn! That is SOOOO f*cking funny." "...Thanks so much for exposing obvious and egregious lie ever perpetrated on the American public: that the four hags in Sex in the City show are beautiful. Okay, Kristen Davis is fine --- even attractive. But the idea that SJP is a 'style icon' and 'unconventional beauty' is particularly offensive. It is for this reason that I commend you on your initiative in creating this website -- a beacon of truth in a culture of Oprah-following, liberal-media-manipulated peons who swallow the tripe that 45-year-old slags like SJP and her entertainment posse have fed them. My only wish now is that you will create a sister website: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeATransvestite.com. Between Transvestite Horse, Used-Up Slut-Hag With Man Body, and Snaggle-Toothed Lesbian Pinhead, the very mention of this group should send any sensible person running to the vomitorium. Thanks again for your brave and honest work." "...How dare you insult the noble horse by putting it next to that horrid abomination?! You should be so unfortunate to have that ugly woman compared to you." "...SJP should totally embrace her horseness, no shame in it." "I think what you've done here is very mean spirited and hateful. There is nothing wrong with that girl or her face. Not everyone does age well and believe, me, "stablemaster", you will age one day, too. It happens to us all. I think it is very sad that you have made this site and how hurtful it will be to SJP. You must feel very bad about yourself in order to make this kind of a site against someone who's never hurt anyone, just to make yourself look or feel better. But it doesn't make you look good. All it shows is that you are mean and spiteful and hurtful to others. I hope you get the help you need, because you do need help. I'm sorry you feel you must drag this person's name and face through the mud and I hope that you will think about how this may affect an innocent person (sjp) and take this site down. It's not funny and neither are you." "...SJPLLAH is on the internet superstar podcast!" "...Very funny site! Incredibly clever! You may want to start another site entitled: sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeafoot.com Well, at least according to Peter Griffin from Family Guy, her face resembles a foot. :-) " "...You are going straight to hell. And I mean that as a compliment." "...You need to do another site dedicated to Nikki Cox. Have you seen her face?!" "...Hey great site, just wondering what you have against horses?" "This is really mean. Too mean. You should be ashamed of yourself." "...I've been saying for years that that woman looks like a horse, especially when she (it) moves her (its) head down or sideways. I just wanted to thank you for letting me know that I'm not crazy, and for verifying that it's true. Great site. Maybe you could add a very short Naaaaay sound clip, each time a new horse page gets viewed, to stress the point. Thanks for the laugh." "...I have always made that analogy. (SJP = Horse) I am glad someone else see's it. Has SJP ever wrote you or does she know of the site? Poor thing. In actuality, her sister in another life, Jennifer Aniston, share the same long face and busted nose. They both look like trannies and are butter faces. You should check out them side by side to see the similarities. However, SJP is more feminine and fabulous..." "...I have been waiting years for someone with the time and energy to post exactly what I was thinking. It has been years of waiting and waiting through various poorly acted movies (not the horsewhisperer though) and finally I am not alone. Maxim has it right. Family Guy has it right - That she looks like a foot also." "YOUR SITE IS INCREDIBLE. " "OMG!!!!!! That was SO FUNNY!!!! I love SJP but I honestly laughed my ass off!!!! I haven’t had a laugh that good in a looooooong time... Pics # 6 and 15 were esp priceless!!! I keep going back and looking at pics 6 and 15 and I just laugh harder each time.. and the Stablemaster thing!!! Kudos... awesome!" "F*CKING HILARIOUS! YOU ARE A GENIUS!" "I just had to email you to say this probably would hurt anyone's feelings and I wonder why you have to be so mean?? Yeah its funny, sarcastic and bit full of its self, but at the expense of others. My sensitive side says that's just wrong. " "Your web site is great : thank you for a great laughs! Finally I can say (or show) how much i dislike this woman who seems to be the Center of the World now (some of my friends seem to have even forgotten the angelina twins-to-be-born or the Domaine de Miraval). T he film has swept the female population of geneva, switzerland off it’s feet…but now i’m going to forward SJPLLAH! "...I have always called her "horseface!!" LOVE IT!!!!..." "...(The site is) brilliant!! So well chosen, i love the one at the end, when she is a bride...and the "Lovely" ad, where she has that model-face and the horsie has that teen-idol look about him. They are all so cute, and there is something deliciously naughty in laughing at them. I just wish you'd do one with that silly hat she wore to the premier, along side a horse with a tall plume on his/her head!!! Those are too clever to be taken as insults... "I'd actually think a site like yours would be uncool, if SJP didn't actually strut around like she is the fucking sh*t every second of every day! She does have a body, but she really thinks she is gorgeous! And what's with all the pics she takes with her hair pulled up, leaving her face wide open...if you don't have a pretty face, you do NOT leave it unmasked by pulling all the hair out of the way! Good job on the site!" "...I work with horses and love them. Saying SJP looks like a horse is an insult to all horses. Could she looks more like a lizzard? But then, maybe the lizzard lovers would be insulted too..." "Dear Stablemaster, You my dear, deserve a medal! This has got to be the most hysterical site I have even ventured upon. I laughed so hard and so much that i seriously, wet my pants.. NO kidding!! OMG, thank you so much for putting out what the rest of us have thought for years." "...She really looks like a horse. Very funny..." "Seriously shouldn't she get that gross mole removed!? I can't even look at it. FYI Sarah not in style anymore! Yuk! I wonder if it grows a giant hair?? Hmm..." "...Absolutely hilarious web site. LOL for hours..." "This, by far, was the most hilarious iish I've seen in months!. You are so wrong, but I hate to admit, dead on. I damn near could not stop laughing! Rough day at the Fortune 500, but this made my day, man!"
"...Absolutely hilarious! I laughed from beginning to end! SJP is a horse face and now there is proof. Thanks so much." "I think that you have to much time on your hands to actually make something like this. It is darn right mean and rude. How about your search within yourself and find some flaws? Maybe you have so many that you feel the need to drag other people down with you? Get a life." "...Thanks for the great Monday humor. Ironically enough, yesterday my younger friend posed the question to me (in my 50’s), “Hey, what’s that show with the talking horse?” Of course (HA!) I responded, “Mr. Ed!” He laughed and replied, “No silly, Sex and the City!” As I typically read Perez Hilton, it was to my complete surprise and enjoyment that you scored a space on his website and all it said was: YOU MUST click here. OMG! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. You go people! It was nice to start the workweek with a good hearty laugh!" "...I really feel that these pictures were a cheep shot by someone who was just jealous..." "...You suck..."
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