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Here's a few helpful sites that offer valuable information if you're Sarah Jessica Parker...or just want to be like her! (And who doesn't!)

How to Bathe Yourself

How to Tell if Your TV Series Co-Worker is a Secret Lesbian

When You Have Hands Like a Man

Slutty behaviour: The Virtues of Promiscuity

Compulsive Shopping

Five Signs Your Husband Is Gay

How to Get Rid of Crabs

Sexually Transmitted Diseases in Women

The Smell of Bum's Pee Through Out Manhattan

NYC: America's most overrated, overhyped, overpriced city to live

Butter Face

Comments about Ms. Parker




Movie Stinks. Gets Bad Reviews.

"...vulgar, shrill, deeply shallow...there is something depressingly stunted about this movie; something desperate too. It’s awash in materialism and narcissism." — The New York Times

"...feels like it was written and directed by an audience focus group in Omaha..." — The New York Post

"...too many plugs and too few sparks" — Telegraph UK

"...a little Botox goes a long way in “Sex and the City,” but a little decent writing would have gone even further." — The New York Times

“...it feels a trifle half-hearted. Playing like a regular episode bloated to five times its customary length. Evidence that even a glossed-up version of Manhattan is a hard place to go home again. – Variety

"...there isn't much in the movie that's fresh. A scene where Carrie freaks out about having a 347 area code seems just like one in an old 'Seinfeld' episode." — Page Six

 





 

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